What is a team to do but panic-hire your retread of a former coach who just left OregonState mid-season under nebulous pretenses after posting a 7-23 record. Unfortunately, one of the side effects of being a Mountain West team that finished in the top 25 of the coaches’ poll is that half your coaching staff goes out for cigarettes one night and ends up in Lubbock, mailing you $20 every week and a Red Raider t-shirt on your birthday. The Aggies should have the slight edge in this matchup, with an offense like a runaway jet ski with the kill switch stuck on. Really the only thing missing from this trashbowl experience is some exploitively racist desert gas station souvenir kitsch. Two G5 teams near the top of their conferences, high scoring offenses, “technically there” defenses, pre-bowl coaching carousel chaos, an empty stadium in the middle of nowhere 550 miles from either school - these are the ingredients of a genuinely entertaining Trashbowl Fun. North Texas | Saturday December 15th | 1:00 p.m. That the Angry-Wave is playing in the Cure Bowl today by the author Searching out fear in the Orlando gloom and Looking for the victim, a chili pepper head Stealing past the goal line of the blissfully dead Softly through the shadow of the New Orleans sun This will be the first bowl to kick off the season and is also the first of 73 bowl games to be played in the state of Florida. Tulane vs UL Lafayette | Saturday December 15th | 12:30 p.m. Enjoy irresponsibly, just as bowls and all other things in December were meant to be. We may be inconsistent in previewing shit throughout the season, but in December, we reach all the way down, rub some gumption on our elbow grease, and crank out these delectable and self-indulgent installments for all 95 bowl games.
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